Now this isn’t the first time we’ve talked about Longator. Look at it! It’s a rectangle! It has a :> face! What is there not to love here! I don’t even know if you can call this an enemy. This is Longator! An EXCEPTIONALLY silly enemy from Super Paper Mario, something that game has in spades. Hey, where are you! It’s me! Mod Hooligon! I’m looking for an opportunity to talk about Super Paper Mario again!
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I confidently believe that if you haven’t used a walkthrough when playing Super Paper Mario… then you haven’t played Super Paper Mario. Trust me when I say, the nicest thing this game does in this whole sequence, is telling you to write it down before it starts. Then you have to type in a dialogue prompt to make sure that you REALLY want the code. You have to approve like, five boxes of dialogue to make sure you are really, really, really sure that you honestly want the code. He will give you the code, but he wants to make sure you are ready to handle it. I mean, it’s obvious that this is impossible, maybe some NPC will help you out? Let’s say you do talk to Jasperoid for the code. You neglected Jasperoid once, and now you have neglected him again, and you pay the price for it. But your sad, sad little brain will try to guess anyway. Obviously, you are not figuring this out just by guessing. Most people might not realize you even have to talk to this guy! The code is so easy to just guess that you might not even know that talking to Jasperoid is what you’re supposed to do! First you hit the one on the left, then you hit the one on the right, then you hit the one in the middle! Easy-peasy, right? Right.
So about halfway through the stage, you encounter three blocks floating in the air! You need to hit them in the right order to get to the next part of the stage, and this guy gives you the code. And there’s no place where the game hates you more than in the Land of the Cragnons, and there’s no NPC that hates you more. I like its weird platformer/RPG-fusion gameplay, I like its story and characters, and obviously, I like its full platter of weird enemies to talk about! But the feeling? It’s not mutual. I mean, there’s still a few left, we still have the Muths, we still have the Fotons, we still have the Ninjoes, and we still have most of the bosses, but really that’s about it! At least. For a long time, I thought I had nearly run Super Paper Mario dry of enemies.
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